A RUSE
A DISGUISE
FOR GETTING INTO THE KNIGHTS CASTLE
TO STEAL THE PRINCESS
AND POISON THE KING TO DEATH
AND LINK UP WITH HIS PRINCES AND RIGHT-HAND-MEN
AND USE A RUSE TO PAY THEM OFF
AND HAVE THEM LEAVE THE CASTLE
ON WHAT THEY THINK IS A SECRET MISSION
TO SAVE THE KING,
ALL THIS BEFORE THE POISON TAKES HOLD
AND KILLS THE KING,
AND THEN BEFORE THAT SEDUCE THE QUEEN
IN HER SLEEPING CHAMBERS
BY DRAWING BACK THE CURTAINS
OF HER FOUR POSTER BED
AND TAKING THE COD-PIECE OFF
TO REVEAL BONER THAT SHE SUCKS ON
AND DEVOURS WIT HER
HUNGRY OLD PUSSY
FOR MUTUAL PLEASURE
THAT THE KING ROUTINELY DENIES HER.
POST COITUS, IN THE KING'S HOT SPRING BATH,
HANG OUT WITH THE NAKED QUEEN
DRIPPING SUDS AND PERFUMED BUBBLING WATER
TONGUE KISSING, SHE SAYS
WHERE'S THE KING—
AND IT'S LIKE
HELL BE BACK SHORTLY AND
THEN NO HE WON'T
HE WENT TO ANOTHER TOWN.
BUT INSTEAD HIS POISONED CORPSE
IS ROTTING IN THE CLOSET.
THAT NIGHT—
MORE FUCKING THE QUEEN—
THEN NEXT MORNING
KILL FOUR GUARDS
THE FIRST TWO BY STEALTH,
BY CREEPING UP AND SLITTING THEIR THROATS
FROM BEHIND,
AND THE NEXT TWO IN OPEN COMBAT WITH A MACE
AFTER THEY HAVE DRAW THEIR SWORDS.
BECAUSE THEY SAW THEIR MATES LYING DEAD
IN POOLS OF BLOOD
AND THEY FREAKED OUT AND CAME CHARGING—
THEN BURST INTO THE PRINCESS BEDCHAMBER,
SLUG THE BOYFRIEND IN THE JAW
AND GRIPPING HIS NECK
PUT HIS ASS UP ON THE SILL
AND PUSH HIM CLUMSILY
GROPING DESPERATELY OUT THE CASTLE WINDOW
AND HE FALLS FOUR STORIES
AND DROWNS IN THE MOTE THAT'S FILLED WITH SEWAGE.
THEN ATTEND TO THE PRINCESS
TIE HER UP TIGHT,
THEN DRAG HER BY THE HAIR,
SCREAMING AND HOWLING—
SHOULD HAVE PUT A GAG IN THE BITCHES MOUTH,
PUT A GAG IN HER MOUTH
THEN TAKE HER DOWN THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE
BUMPING DOWN THE STEPS
TO WHERE THE HORSE IS WAITING,
THEN PUT THAT BITCH ON TOP
—SLUNG OVER THE HORSE,
THEN RIDE LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
THROUGH THE SIDE DOOR OF THE CASTLE,
NOBODY SAW,
RIDE TO FREEDOM
RIDE FOR THE FUTURE
RIDE FOR SPORT
RIDE FOR WORK